I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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