on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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