i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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