8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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