I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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