3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You were trust falling into bushes
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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