wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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