TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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