I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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