C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
this will be a night to untag.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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