I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
this boner is exhausting
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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