question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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