he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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