it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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