You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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