I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
