Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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