That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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