It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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