Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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