In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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