One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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