I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
