I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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