So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He felt like a one man threesome
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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