if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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