I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
