Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
there was a trapeze. enough said
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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