I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Randomize
