dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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