I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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