One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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