Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
