there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i believe in u and ur pee
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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