Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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