Having a random hookup so left but love u
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
only if we run a train.
done.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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