Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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