I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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