we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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