they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
