your room smells of hookers.
And success
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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