Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
time to smoke my breakfast
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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