i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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