do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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