So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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