Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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