we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
