I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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