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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You need Xanax blowdarts
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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