I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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