just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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