ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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