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I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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