doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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