you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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