my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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