So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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