this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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