he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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