Do you still have your period?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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