Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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